If you are one of the 9 Americans that hates Star Wars, feel free to leave this story.
Okay, now that the Clones have left… I have the true Loyalists of the Republic remaining and perhaps a few First Order infiltrates. No matter. This is not a disclosure of the whereabouts of the Young Skywalker, but I do have this to disclose –
[pullquote align=”normal”]No Jedi apprentices were harmed, in any way, during the making of this video. [/pullquote]
There, that should appease the other 9 Americans that are so obsessed with Star Wars, for I do not want to offend their midichlorians.
Are you ready for a trip into the Star Wars Galaxy? Jump into the Millenium Falcon of my mind to get a peek…
The planet of Targetooine is under the attack of the First Order and the newly risen Sith Lord, Darth Stinkus. Targetooine is a Republic-controlled planet, which contains the Three T’s of Life – Tuna, Toys, and Toilet Paper. This keeps the Republic and their Resistance Supporters on high-alert. But the First Order with the help of Darth Stinkus was too cunning and mounted a very successful attack of the planet. General Leia did all she could. She sent a droid with a message. “Young Skywalker, you are our only hope 🙁 .”
The droid found the Young Skywalker, who was in hiding after the destruction of Dad Vader in Episode XXXIII The Fun Awakens. Young Skywalker had already sensed a disturbance in the force when the droid reached him. So when he saw the message punctuated with the sad-face emoticon, he knew General Leia was in serious trouble.
Young Skywalker lifted his eyes and spoke through the Force, “Anna. Anna. We need you.” Anna Skywalker heard her older brother calling her. She grabbed her Jedi apprentice, Obi-Dad Kenobi, to drive the fighter for she was not licensed yet.
Anna Skywalker and Obi-Dad Kenobi arrived on Targetooine amidst the screams of the Republic and blasts of Sith light sabers. Anna taught her apprentice the Way of the Force, but he was not able to penetrate the First Order’s forcefield. Anna then waived a hand and immediately disarmed it. The pair of Jedi entered Targetooine and retrieved the Three T’s of Life, saving the Republic, and forcing the First Order to retreat.
However, the Sith Lord Darth Stinkus escaped with intel on the whereabouts of the Young Skywalker. The Sith now believe that he is on the planet Dagomart and will stop at nothing to destroy him.
This was completely ridiculous, right? Yes, it is!!! And that’s why Dadnamics is so much fun! (Oh, and for those that didn’t get the reference… Dagomart is Walmart. 🙂 )
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